Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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