It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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