Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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