So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he was CRYING into my vagina
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You ruined the universe
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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