the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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