oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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