what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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