A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
NoShamevember. You game?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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