i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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