I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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