Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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