There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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