What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
