i already hear my dad disowning me
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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