OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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