you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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