Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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