i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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