I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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