you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Still dying that you shit outside
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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