I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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