It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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