If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Randomize
