I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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