at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Hippo gnu deer
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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