talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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