Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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