she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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