Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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