well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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