You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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