then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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