Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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