Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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