found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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