Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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