Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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