Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
