If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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