Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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