The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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