HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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