does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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