yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
