i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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