found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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