I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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