I just made out with a guy for $7.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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