think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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