so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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