Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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