Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Randomize
