she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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