Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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