Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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