I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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