We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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