Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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